Moron Enterprises

I’ve been sick and congested lately, waking up with my head pounding. To make matters worse, everyone in my house is sick. Bed time for me is a couple hours earlier now that I am sick, but doesn’t compare to my parents’ bed tim of 8:00 PM. So while they sleep, I tiptoe around in the dark so I don’t wake them up. I think my inner ear is messed up, because the trip to the bathroom, which I’ve walked thousands of times in the dark, didn’t go so well. I walked a normal walking pace, right into the door frame. I was only off by half a foot, but my forehead took the full impact. Holy crap my head hurts now.