Moron Enterprises

Let me just say that Codeine is one of greatest inventions in the world. It will just floor you. I woke up this morning to my alarm clock. Then I woke up an hour later, drooling all over my arm, which had creases in it from the fabric of my pillow. This is really about the most peaceful sleep you can get, because while you are aware of what is going on around you, you just don’t care. You trudge around at your own pace, moving slowly, but floating higher than a kite. It’s awesome.