Moron Enterprises

I received this letter at work. My name and work address were hand written. My boy, Donny T, and I have been hanging out a lot lately, shooting some holes on his course. It’s only natural that he hand writes letters to his good buddy. In the letter he was telling me how The Apprentice is coming back, bigger and better this season. His exact words were that this season “is the greatest season in all of television” and then he rambled on about how great he’s been doing. He invited me out to his place in the Hamptons for Christmas, but I passed. He’s always so needy, wanting to hang out all the time. It’ll be nice to have the holidays without him bothering me.