Moron Enterprises

Our office manager approached me today after lunch and showed me how much time off and sick days I have left over. For those of you that are unfamiliar with accounting, numbers that appear between < and > mean negative numbers. That’s right. I owe the company hours. What the hell? I was forced into going on a vacation to Europe by the boss. I really think those hours shouldn’t count against me. I can’t get these hours back because of company policy, so what I will do is come in late and leave early until I get these hours back. No one will say anything as long as I am confident about my coming and going. If someone does question me I will respond with, “Tell me what is the boss’ last name, and then tell me my last name. That is all.”