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I bet that’s what they say in prison. It looks like I got the 24-hour flu bug that has been going around lately. I started feeling sick about a third of the way to work. I got to work and expelled fluids multiple times. Unfortunately for me, my dad and I carpooled to work and he had a lunch meeting. I thought I was stuck at work. Fortunately for me, I have good friends. Tim was able to pick me up from work and take me home. I almost made it home without vomiting. Life is good.

Edit: (4:45 PM) Life is not so good now. I’m currently camping in the bathroom so I don’t have to get up as and move as far. Fluids are still being lost, and I can’t replenish them as they are just lost again. I don’t think I’ve ever been this sick in my life. It’s pretty painful. I’ve been advised by both my mom and Randall that a hospital will only give me an IV drip. I really hope it’s the 24-hour bug that everyone else is getting or else I’m screwed.