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It’s been about a week since the launch of Michelle’s website. She has been creeping up in the polls, making her mark on on the web as “The Most Famous Michelle Woo in the World” each and every day. In fact, in the few days that I have been tracking her website stats, she has already caught up with me, a veteran in the web game.

Here are Michelle’s stats. The first column is really all you have to pay attention to there. It shows the number of unique visits for the given day.

Here are my stats for the very same days since Michelle’s stats have been logged. The stats seem to update two or three times a day, so today’s stats aren’t complete, but you can see that Michelle is already beating me like a little red-headed stepchild.

Maybe if I stopped linking to her site and give her all of my readership she wouldn’t be as popular, but my popularity isn’t important. If she is famous and gets rich, I can ride her coat tails to success.