Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby!
When is the next party? Perhaps I can hit up Michelle’s next work party wearing one of these. Instead of Tequila and Whiskey, I’d be holstering Soju. It’s like an alcoholic utility belt. I would at least have the decency to wear a cowboy hat or sombrero, and I would try to retrofit a bandolero to hold more shot glasses. That wussy belt wouldn’t cut it.
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