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Just Go Ahead and Hang Yourself

Posted on 16 May 2007
Tags: Gadgets, Photo

I ran across this gadget online in my daily browsing. Are you kidding me? If you have to charge this many things at once, do yourself a favor. Wrap one end of the USB cable around your neck and the other around the shower head and relieve yourself from the grip technology has on your life. You are technology’s bitch.

3 Responses to “Just Go Ahead and Hang Yourself”

Michelle Says:
May 16th, 2007 at 11:18 am
That was poetic.
Tim Says:
May 16th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
This coming from a guy that wrote a letter apologizing to the internet…
m@ Says:
May 16th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I only need one plug to charge that though.