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Yesterday I wrote about releasing yourself from technology’s USB powered grip. Here is yet another reason that lets you know you are tethered to technology. Someone has gone to the trouble of inventing a USB charger, which runs on the energy from the expansion of your torso while breathing. The good news is that if you find yourself being owned by technology, technology has even provided a way out. You can do yourself in with the USB Doomsday Device.

The good news is that there are some useful inventions out there. For those of you that love surfing but hate the tiny waves we get on most of California’s coast, someone has invtented a surfboard that never loses its wave. That’s pretty ingenius, but I’m sure it costs a pretty penny. You can always keep it safe behind your very own laser wall.

Just don’t play with it near this toy. I don’t know why this toy appeals to me so much. Maybe it’s because it reminds me of the marble towers I used to build as a child, or it could be that it reminds me of work. It could very well just be another toy to build around my fish.