Women, Abandon All Hope
For those of you ladies that have been making leaps and bounds turning your man into the gentleman you’ve always wanted, you might as well stop trying now. A new development has arisen, which basically negates all the training you’ve worked so hard for in the past. That’s right. Starcraft 2 has been announced. Soon it will be here, and men all across the globe will spend their lives in front of computer consoles, ignoring women completely. If you’re smart, women, you’ll go buy yourself a copy of this game when it comes out so you can spend some quality time with your man.
May 21st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
This is one of the most beautifulest things I have ever seen. I was never one of those gamers that would wait in line to get the newest game console. Nor was WoW or WC2 anything that great. Maybe because I don’t care for “acquiring the latest magic scrolls, rare magical paladin swords, or increasing one’s HP or manna (Manna has no meaning to me besides it is the name for the K-town all you can eat bbq place),” I’ll let the amateur Dungeon and Dragons or Magic card geeks play WoW/WC.
But for true gamers, it is all about SC. For Starcraft 2 … if anyone gets in my way, I will “muta rush,” “tank drop,” or “nuke” them if I have to.
May 21st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Looks so complex. What happened to the good ol’ days of Pac-Man?