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This website has gone through many revisions since college but always maintained a spirit of fun. This is where I get to speak my mind, as a child would, spilling my thoughts without filtering them. I'm not likely to say anything profound or moving, but hopefully someone gets some entertainment value out of my ramblings.

About Me...

I'm just your average working class male, although I've held the title Boyfriend of the Year for many years running, and even received the self-assigned title of World's Strongest Billionaire. I enjoy good beer, good food, and good company.

Who Makes These Things?

If your child had a cold, would you suck the snot out of her nose? Now you can, thanks to this. I’m in agreeance with Gizmodo on this one. I don’t care how good the filter is on this thing. I’m not using it. Not only is this a disgusting product, but doesn’t that child looks really creepy in the product photo? A Child like that is a little too Children of the Corn for my tastes. You would risk catching a cold or becoming posessed by the devil coming in contact with this child’s mucus. If you’ll excuse me, I need to take a hot shower now.

2 Responses to “Who Makes These Things?”

  1. Michelle Says:

    My parents never did this for me. Maybe that’s why I’m a mouth-breather.

  2. Fred Says:

    That kid does fit the role for the next Children of the Corn movie….

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