Writing Slump
Recently I have not been generating a whole lot of my own content from my head. What I mean by that is recentlly I have been reading other people’s sites and writing about what they have written about already, adding a twist that is my own in summarization. I feel like this is a result of not getting out and doing enough stuff. I need to get out, not just so I can recap my activities, but also to get new perspectives on the world and share some musings. It’s been quite a while since I’ve written in my Deep Thoughts. I need to do that. Unfortunately, that time is not now. This post will be another post based on content I have found perusing the World Wide Web.
I have found a great site for the ladies out there. Now, you can create your own diamond online. Just remember, the further right you slide the dollar amount and the carat weight, the more you increase sexual frequency. It’s the way it works. Do you want to be equal, or do you want a big rock? For the guys that are suckers and have to shell out the cash for a rock, take a lesson from Matthieu Laurette. This guy lived for eight years, almost entirely on money back guarantee products. He filled out all the forms and got his money back on just about everything. It may be a bit harder to pull off, since it has been done already. Fortunately for myself, Michelle would much rather have a Mochi Maker instead of stupid jewelry you can’t eat.


May 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Pul-leez. Girls have been designing diamonds online for years.
And for the record, I don’t want no stinkin’ mochi maker. I WANT SPARKLY!
May 24th, 2007 at 1:38 am
Matt, I don’t think even 3 tons of carbon is enough to make a diamond large enough to increase your frequency of sex. Well.. maybe if you include sex with yourself or your usb dongle.. *zing*