Moron Enterprises

When I was in China, I thought for sure we were all doomed to being slaves to our slant-eyed overlords. The value on human labor is so low there that they can manufacture anything at a fraction of the cost making the prices miniscule to we’re used to seeing. I remember bargaining for shirts with communist themes and then realized I was already down to two dollars a shirt. Well, according to the New York Times, China may not be the economic world power if it continues  with shady practices. Are you kidding me? Antifreeze toothpaste!

The long weekend is ahead of us. It’s warm now, and hopefully it will stay that way. I love warm weather. It means barbeques and playing in cool water setups like this. I don’t know why, but I really want this even though I think my weight would crush the slide and make the kids cry. Anyway, I will be making my way down to San Diego to see Shamu. I know some of you hate that post, but it’s nature. I hope Shamu escapes out of his pen and eats a seal so I can capture it on film.

I ran across the cell phone flask. That’s right. Driving with a cell phone just got more dangerous. The great thing about this is that this is the first flask I’ve seen that actually tries to disguise itself. Sure it’s not the most realistic looking phone, but some airbrushing can touch that right up.

Rather than go on and on about this next product, I’ll let the website speak for itself. Does anyone remember these?