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This weekend was Alice’s birthday. It was a total blast. She had it at Ma’kai in Santa Monica. It’s one of those places I really like to go to, even though it gets a bit crowded. There was tons of food, plenty of drinks, and a few broken glasses.

That’s about right.

Alice ordered way too much food for the table.

Sorority sisters, and some creepy guy in the background.

Obligatory birthday girl shot.

Sunday morning Michelle and I went with Alice down to Huntington Beach to go kayaking. It was a lot of fun, but unfortunately I wasn’t thinking. I didn’t think that kayaking meant sun. Two hours with my shirt off in the sun and I am lobster red. It hurt so bad that this morning that I actually popped a couple of Tylenol. Still it was totally worth it, especially when I rammed Alice’s kayak repeatedly, even getting her to run into the dock once. The people at my work keep looking at me funny with my repeated trips to the bathroom with a big bottle of lotion. Good thing I’m the boss’ son.

Coming to America.

Before taking my shirt off and burning.

Michelle celebrating after she won the game of “Ram Alice’s Kayak.”

Yes, my kayak is tethered to Michelle’s and she is pulling me.

Videos will come later, depending on what Alice dicates is web appropriate for her image. Again, if you are Alice’s sister, you shouldn’t be read this.