Moron Enterprises

About This Site...

This website has gone through many revisions since college but always maintained a spirit of fun. This is where I get to speak my mind, as a child would, spilling my thoughts without filtering them. I'm not likely to say anything profound or moving, but hopefully someone gets some entertainment value out of my ramblings.

About Me...

I'm just your average working class male, although I've held the title Boyfriend of the Year for many years running, and even received the self-assigned title of World's Strongest Billionaire. I enjoy good beer, good food, and good company.

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Posted on 18 June 2007
Tags: Fish, Play, Video

Couldn’t an easier song have been selected for me? I don’t know what I said at the beginning, but I think it was a death threat to whoever signed me up for singing against my will.

Birthday cakes have never been sexier. Those masks were flattering as well. I wish I was a bit less drunk to enjoy the masks. Everyone should have bowled in them.

I took the day off for my birthday. Randall and I went kayaking, but this time I remembered the sunscreen. Randall screamed like a little girl anytime I threatened to splash him with water. On our trip around the canals, we found a sushi lunch floating around, and Randall screamed even more.