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This website has gone through many revisions since college but always maintained a spirit of fun. This is where I get to speak my mind, as a child would, spilling my thoughts without filtering them. I'm not likely to say anything profound or moving, but hopefully someone gets some entertainment value out of my ramblings.

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I'm just your average working class male, although I've held the title Boyfriend of the Year for many years running, and even received the self-assigned title of World's Strongest Billionaire. I enjoy good beer, good food, and good company.

I Better Start Training

Posted on 18 July 2007
Tags: General

Desiree: i’m going to beat you in tennis
m@: i dont play tennis. thats like me saying im going to beat you at peeing while standing up.
Desiree: i could beat you at that too

I don’t even know what to say to this. Very classy. Well, I better get to some intense training if I am to beat Desiree at these events, especially that second one.