Moron Enterprises

I went to pay my credit card online this month. When I looked at my balance, it was unusually high and there were some finance charges from my credit company. Apparently I forgot to pay my credit card last month. The only thing that saved me is that I disputed a charge that I later cancelled, which added a credit to my account that covered my minimum balance. I was also able to point to my good credit history to reverse the finance charges. I’m normally pretty good about paying my bills and I could have sworn that I paid last month too. Oh well. This is why I always say that the rappers got it right. We need to go back to the gold standard. You have all the money you need to buy anything right around your neck and in your icy grill.

In other news, it’s good to fly economy. Also, I knew all Filipino people could dance by nature! Their prison system got something right. If you have to feed and house all these people, at least get some entertainment out of it.