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Gillette Sure Knows Its Customers

Posted on 20 July 2007
Tags: General

Gillette sent me this in the mail. I don’t know why at all, but I now have a razor. Did they not realize they were shipping this to an Asian man? This is like a life time supply of razors for me.

4 Responses to “Gillette Sure Knows Its Customers”

Tim Says:
July 20th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
dude! hook it up! I need it more than you do. jk I just bought a 16 pack so I’m set for awhile.
kyung Says:
July 20th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Tim: Invest $80 in a good carbon steel straight razor and strop. one blade and about $5 of shaving soap is all you’ll need for the remainder of your life!
Alice Says:
July 22nd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
weird…i received one of those in the mail too.
m@ Says:
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:59 am
Yeah, but you can use it to shave your legs…or back. Whatever.