We’ve Lost Another One!
I have lost my brother to the darkside. He is now engaged. I take little comfort in knowing that he outlasted most of his friends. People are telling me congratulations, that I have a new sister on the way. Yes, but I think you also mean I have another person trying to muscle their way into my claim with my parents. I mean, I’ve tried to stake my claim by living with them and even working with them.
Don’t ask me how large the ring is, as I have no idea. There was a lot of discussion going back and forth between my brother and my parents, all of which was of little interest to me. Does anyone else see a piece of glass on a soda can tab? Michelle totally got the good brother.
Now I have about half a year to lose weight and work on not being an embarrassment to my family. Those both look like daunting tasks, the latter of which looks to be nearly impossible. I wonder if the tuxes will be powder blue or orange.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Congratulations to the happy couple. How did she get the normal brother?
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Workout with me and losing weight will be no problem. But remember, exercise is just part of the solution, proper diet is the next.
- Or just join me playing bball with some of my other friends; for your bad knee, just get that rubber-band thingie to keep your knee in place.
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Congratulations to Joy and Mike…and to you also! You now have Taiwanese people in your family. =)
July 27th, 2007 at 1:51 am
Congratulations! You’re next… :P
July 27th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Matt next? Hmmmm depends if Michelle will be happy to have a piece of rock on a soda tab though.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
that’s good that other ppl are congratulating you, all i get is warning about the “crazies” in the family…