In Other News
I’ve run across some more interesting finds browsing this wonderful thing we call the World Wide Web. What would I do without the Internet? I sure would have a lot less porn. That must why the OLPC project was started. Kids need porn too. (Totally work safe.)
I’m sure you’ve all seen toe socks before. They are creepy looking, but they go great with toe shoes. This means there’s no more stopping to bend over and pick things up off the ground. You can go for a run on the beach and pick up seashells you come across while in mid stride.
None of you should be surprised by this next link I stumbled upon. My love for the world of fish has been pretty consistent throughout the past year. There’s nothing more exciting than bringing a fish back from the store in a plastic bag, knowing it will soon be swimming in your tank. Unfortunately there are space limitations and you can’t bring fish back every day, but at least we can pretend to have our fish in a bag. For those of you afraid of touching dirty fish water, have no fear. The bag is filled with soap.
Finally, last but certainly not least, I present something that has been lacking for a long time. Now you can give girls your phone number and show them just how rich you aren’t at the same time. No, that’s not a typo. Personalized, fake ATM receipts are just what the doctor ordered, but take a look at the picture on the website. Anyone who is going to fall for this probably doesn’t realize you’d be an idiot to have that much cash in a bank. Banks are for people that don’t know how to invest their money properly. Also, people with money don’t pay for ATM fees. You don’t get rich by spending money unnecessarily.
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