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Why do people wear ties in the white collar world? It makes no sense and really isn’t a great fashion statement. It’s like tail for your neck. Who would have thought that the Japanese would be the ones to make a tie that has useful purpose. I just don’t know who would want the butt cooler. Isn’t that just going to release odors from the chair? Still, I’d be willing to try it while in the nude.

After keeping cool all day at the office, you may want to melt off some pounds in a sauna. Who can afford one? Everyone! That is a great idea. It’s an over sized garment bag with a hot pot filled with water in it. I wouldn’t be allowed to have one of these, because I am not mature enough to not lock people in this.

Have you ever wondered who the silhouette is in iPod commercials that looks like he’s made of rubber? Maybe you’ve seem this same mysterious rubber man in other commercials. If you’ve been on the Internet for any amount of time, you’ve probably already seen him.

Well, I’ve wasted everyone’s time now, but you really only have yourself to blame. You have an Internet addiction. Fear not, for it is a curable affliction. Just head over to China and free yourself from the sticky tangles of the World Wide Web.