Moron Enterprises

Based on my grandparents, I am bound to end up crazy. I mean crazier than I currently am now. I’m not sure about a clinical definition, but when I am old, I will have no idea what is going on around me. My doctor will be chosen based upon the ability to prescribe the drugs I want to cure the ailments I think I have plaguing me. I will do my best to keep my mind sharp by playing Sudoku, but I will still end up thinking I am in Las Vegas all the time.

Actually, I think part of the reason why my grandparents have lost some of their mental abilities is their lack of social life. I have remaining, my grandfather on my mom’s side, and my grandmother on my dad’s side. Neither of them have any friends, and their social interactions are limited to family. Without the ability to socialize constantly our minds go to mush.

That is why I am proposing an Old Folks’ Dorm. It will help us keep up our social lives so our minds don’t deteriorate. We will all pool our money together and get a huge house. We will be able to afford a live in maid and nurse. It will be just like college dorms, but the marijuana we have will be legal for our cataracts.