Moron Enterprises

I have tracking software installed on my server. It tells me basic information about the visitors, like where visitors are coming from geographically, what websites they are coming from, and what browsers people are using. One more thing it tells me are the search terms used to find my website. Here is a list of some of the stranger ones used this year in no particular order.

virtual boobies for desktop
mailweed
airplane creepy guy in the background
antisemitic intel
climaxing too soon
economics of marriage
lik enterprises of korea
double white vodka
woman reading while sitting on the toilet-picture
happy birthday fag
go and hang yourself
what does the usb doomsday device do
pinkberry location in pv
professional skater salary
circuit city customer senior citizens
accidentally pee
clips of accidentally pee
pee hold-it contest video
quirks of ocd
you must mistake me for someone else - i am anastacia beaverhausen
opiates
girlfriend sucking
fingernail tearing pictures
sexy chinese

I suppose that last one is not so strange. I am definitely Chinese and most certainly sexy. Whoever was searching for accidental pee videos, you are sick and probably not Japanese. They pee on each other on purpose. I have no idea who would be searching for pictures of women, reading on the toilet. Maybe they’re Japanese too. I wonder I can find the virtual boobies for desktop, because they’re certainly not here.