Moron Enterprises

Last time I was working in the middle of nowhere, it was here. You see how there are only the major highways visible in the middle of California? There are tons of food plants in this area. All the money for production plants is in producing with the lowest overhead. So what do they do? They put their plants in the middle of nowhere, so rent is cheaper and so is labor. Cal State Fresno is the closest university around. I wanted out of there so badly, we finished our job and I drove home and almost crashed my car about a hundred times on the way home.

Look where I get to go for work now. That is right. This one is even more in the middle of nowhere, if it’s even possible to more in the middle than the last trip tot he middle of nowhere. Unfortunately this job is a two day job this time. There will be no escaping. Maybe I can stay here when I head up there. Then I can make a lot of money the first night and pay someone else to do my work, maybe one of those bright Cal State Fresno alumni.