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Well, I’m no long draining snot out of my nose constantly. My sinuses seem to be dripping down the back of my throat now, which causes me to cough all day. It gets really bad at night when I’m trying to sleep. In the morning I get to hock up some pretty gross stuff. I’ll spare you all any pictures.

The good news is that I found my bottle of codeine cough syrup from the last time I was sick. Remember to keep your codeine when you get a prescription even if you get better. You never know when it will come in handy. The last time my dad was really sick, I had to call all my friends’ parents for codeine, like I was some junkie looking for a score. I do remember from other people in college that codeine mixed with alcohol is supposed to give a really awesome buzz. Anyone want to party with the sick kid?