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Everyone is awed by Obama and his slogan, “Yes we can!” Yes we can, what? This guy is a charismatic speaker, but he has no substance. Caroline Kennedy has come out and likened him to her father, JFK. Are you kidding me? Who is buying this rubbish? Caroline was three, maybe four years old, when her father was killed. She knows nothing about her father’s political campaign other than what she was told. I don’t mean to speak ill of the dead, but the only reason Kennedy is heralded as so great and was able to push so much legislation through was that he was assassinated. His legislation was passed postmortem. Obama is no Kennedy.

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I would never have the audacity to do this. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t make me chuckle.

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