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Desiree had her birthday celebration this weekend. She wanted it to be New York themed, so we dressed up and went to J Lounge. What says New York more than She said to get there early to avoid lines. These next three photos I’ve composed into a collection called, Des said, “Get There Early.”

No one here yet.

Sitting alone by the fire.

The DJ wasn’t even there. How sad.

Alice doing Soulja Boy or a monkey impersonation.

Their skin is not scaly. That’s the heat coming off the fire.

Typical “Everyone Looks Good” lighting in the club.