Congratulations to MichelleWoo.com! Yesterday marked one year of excellent, entertaining blogging. How do I know it has been a year? For a short time yesterday Michelle’s website displayed a message that her hosting had expired. I forgot to check my domain’s email so we could pay the bill. Some quick maneuvering and the site is back up in all its greatness.
This marks one of a few websites under the Moron Enterprises banner. That’s right. Like it or not, when I set up a website for you, you automatically become an ashamed member of the Moron Enterprises family. Other sites include Love the Wang and Box of Water.
You can soon grab the entire Beatles’ back catalog on iTunes. The deal has been made between Apple Computer and Apple Corps, the Beatles’ corporation that manages their music catalog. Paul McCartney will receive 400 million dollars out of this deal. I’d wager he is still receiving royalties on top of that initial sum. He needs the cash, because a portion of that is going to that bitch, Heather Mills, as their divorce settlement continues. Although dollar amounts are not mentioned, I’m sure Ringo and the estates of the other Beatles made out like bandits too.
I believe they completely deserve every cent they get. They revolutionized music, and no one does their music justice but them. I hope this will spread their music to a wider audience, because I’m tired of hearing the crap that is on the airwaves as of late.
This is one of my favorite pictures from my brother’s wedding. We’re quite cramped in the picture. I remember having the bridesmaid next to me having to lean on me and complain that she could feel my breathing. Still it’s better than the two groomsmen on the left that have to put their junk (junks?) together. If you want to see the rest of the pictures, drop me a message. I prefer not to post them for a bunch of strangers to see. If you’re interested, the photographer is Augie Chang. He has a pretty good eye for posing people as well as taking candid shots.
Jim as Dwight: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim as Dwight: False. Black Bear.
Dwight: Well that’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought..
Jim as Dwight: Fact: Bears eat beets.
Dwight: Oh..
Jim as Dwight: Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!
Fake Dwight is wrong. UCLA Bruins are best. Did anyone else catch the game last night? Against Stanford’s twin towers, the Lopez brothers, UCLA came back from an 11-point deficit with five minutes left in the regular game to triumph in an overtime victory to grab the PAC-10 title. While UCLA is good enough to not have to come back from behind, it shows great discipline for young men to be able to keep pushing even when things look down. That is good coaching.
During all of this new house chaos, we did find something important out. My bank account was not owned jointly with anyone else. The problem was that no one had access to my finances if something happened to me. So I put my dad onto my account, and it’s been awesome. I can have him run to the bank for me and deposit my checks and get cash for me. The only problem is when he fails to follow instructions. He just came back from the bank and instead of depositing my check, he cashed it and handed me a large fold of bills. He didn’t even get big bills. I’m sitting lopsided in my chair right now.
It must be the viruses attacking my brain or the copious amounts of codeine in my system, but I remembered another dream. Maybe this one doesn’t count, because I don’t remember anything happening in the dream. I just remembered that I had facial hair, and lots of it, but the beard was not a full beard. It looked ragged, more like the pubic hair beard from Jackass 2. Also, I distinctly remember my zipper being down and my left testicle hanging out. I really hope I get well soon.
I’m sure most of you that visit this site regularly do not pay attention to anything other than the main content. It’s the same for myself. I did happen to click on my ClustrMaps today and noticed I have a few holes in my visitor’s locations. Antarctica doesn’t even show up on the map, but I’m sure the visitors are zero to few. It is my goal to get Moron Enterprises known on every continent. We’re going global!
Antarctica and Africa could be tough. I don’t believe there is a high concentration of Internet users on either of these continents as lions and penguins don’t have Internet access. Maybe if I write about Antarctica’s research stations or South Africa’s nature reserves, I will pop onto someone’s radar.
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I’ve been sick three times this year, enough to put me into the bed. Normally I am only sick once a year for half a week. This is getting annoying. This latest bout took me home a couple hours early on Friday, leaving me in bed until Saturday morning. I would have stayed there, but this weekend was our weekend to move our furniture to the new home.
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