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This weekend I was handed a brilliant gift, an almost full Heineken Keg. Knowing that gifts like these only come once in a while, I invited some friends over to share in this gift from the heavens. Let me tell you something about these mini kegs. They suck. You have to hold the nozzle down just right or you get tons of foam. Even if you hold down the nozzle just right, you can’t dole out cup after cup of beer, because the damn thing apparently needs a rest period or it gives you more foam.

It’s a good thing Kyung brought over some bottles of beer so we could enjoy the nice weather and the view with some beer that didn’t suck. Someone needs to win the lottery, so we can do this every day. Also, someone should buy some hammocks.