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This seems strange, coming from me, but I wonder if we are better off without the Internet? Don’t get me wrong here. When I say “we” I mean other people. I would not be better off without the Internet. Still, the Internet has brought about the colliding of worlds that is unnatural.

Take this douche bag for instance. He’s pretty proud of himself, waving his money like he’s a big shot. How much money is he actually holding? I’d estimate it at about $1000 tops. In his world that probably is pretty big money, but when you look at a global community online, that’s chump change. When he exposes himself to the Internet, we laugh. When he opens his mouth and tries to defend himself, we laugh even harder.

Another fine example is the Guido, also known as a Tunnel Person. The Guido is yet another example of a person evolved for a specific niche in society. In their own communities, the ridiculous hairstyles, fake tans, and mannerisms make sense. The Internet has invaded their privacy. Now we are confronted with their strange ways and we are forced to laugh hysterically at their ways.

For a short moment, I feel sorry for these people, but sometimes we all have to feel superior to someone else. It’s the circle of life, brought to you by the Internet.