I’m Losing
My ranking keeps dropping every minute. I have no idea how to fly my balloon. As long as I am not last, I am satisfied. Surely there is someone out there that isn’t even playing and is stuck at the finish line.
Because sometimes thinking hurts…
This website has gone through many revisions since college but always maintained a spirit of fun. This is where I get to speak my mind, as a child would, spilling my thoughts without filtering them. I'm not likely to say anything profound or moving, but hopefully someone gets some entertainment value out of my ramblings.
My ranking keeps dropping every minute. I have no idea how to fly my balloon. As long as I am not last, I am satisfied. Surely there is someone out there that isn’t even playing and is stuck at the finish line.
June 26th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
The balloons are attacking your website. But you’re in 199th place now. Pretty good!
June 26th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
You can hide the balloons if you want by pressing the “hide balloons” button. Fortunately I only put the balloon race on the front page, so you can minimize it and read the site. I wonder how much coverage Moron Enterprises is getting because of the race.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Here, I felt sorry for you so I gave your balloon a boost.
My balloon is named Hary the camel if you want to return the favor.