Moron Enterprises

On my drive to work, I have been looking at the different trucks, specifically looking for food companies. They are the ones that buy the most product from us. If a hospital’s heat goes down, no one cares that you got a cold shower. If a food plant is not making product, they’re not making money.

I see a lot of local Mexican food companies in the area, but this morning one particular truck caught my eye. I saw a truck labeled The Cravery. Don’t these things look delicious? The fact that I didn’t have one for lunch was only more saddened by the fact that I ate a Hot Pocket for lunch, a feeble attempt to be a scrumptious pot pie.