Time remaining until my birthday:

Well I figured my birthday isn't too far away so I thought I should post my list of things I "need" for my birthday. As loyal Moron Enterprises readers, I am sure you all want to do your part in celebrating my birthday with me. Here we go! I've arranged the items from completely ridiculous to reasonable. I figure you all think I'm some kind of greedy bastard anyway just because I made this list, so why not press my luck with outrageous gifts? I was even kind enough to lay it out nice and simple for you. You don't even have to look for most of these gifts. I linked them for you! You can see what it takes to buy me these gifts with others depending on how much each person is willing to spend. Remember. Buying in groups saves you money! While surprises are nice when receiving gifts, I probably know cheaper places to buy these things than listed. Let me know what you want to buy for me and I will find you the best deal. I'm a helper.

Make sure you let me know when you buy something so I can cross it off the list. Although it could be cool to have two new 30" displays.