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I ran across an awesome infomercial for a device that is supposed to gyrate your hips while sitting at work.

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Maybe it’s that you suck at life. Some very creative person has created these Photoshop tutorials for YouTube that are much less tutorial, and more like pathetic misery sessions. They’re well monologued and hilariously well done. Some of the dialog is not safe for work, so break out the headphones and have a blast.

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This Friday was Spencer’s birthday. He thought he was going to a show. Little did he know that when he came upstairs to get the tickets that Vivian forgot, we jumped out and surprised him. We had a sushi party with all the fixings.

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Well another Christmas season is just about wrapped up. I remember when vacations were relaxing. Now we rush to get presents, to attend events, and there’s never time to relax. Such is life. Be sure to check out all the pictures after the break.

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I don’t know when the last time I had a weekend to do nothing. I always say that I’m going to do nothing but end up doing lots of fun stuff. This weekend was no exception. Be sure to read the whole post for all the pictures and video highlights.

It started out Friday night with a trip down to Cal State Long Beach’s Pyramid to watch Michelle’s cousin Ashley play volleyball. She is on the women’s volleyball team, and her birthday is this week, so the whole family went to watch her play. They wiped the floor with Cal State Bakersfield, which was just what I wanted to see, because afterwards we got to go eat pizza. I haven’t has a victory pizza party in so long. Perhaps that is because I haven’t won anything in a long time.

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After much delay, we finally decided to go out for Fred’s birthday. Korean BBQ was on the agenda. Unfortunately, Fred has lost his wedding planner ways and neglected to make reservations. For an hour some of us went back to Mo’s place, one block away to start celebrating Fred’s birthday, without Fred.

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This weekend was a great weekend to see some people I haven’t seen in a while, have a few drinks with friends, eat two Korean food trends in one night, play some Wii, and get some new aquarium occupants.

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This weekend was set aside to do nothing. It turned out to be a great weekend, even though I did end up doing quite a bit. I did some work, played a lot of Nintendo DS, spent some time by the pool, took care of the fish tanks, gave myself a haircut, and even grew some dinosaurs. Some of you are thinking, “Did he just write what I think he did?” Yup! I did say Nintendo DS.

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Couldn’t an easier song have been selected for me? I don’t know what I said at the beginning, but I think it was a death threat to whoever signed me up for singing against my will.

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I got some new lighting for my large tank. They are designed to emulate natural sunlight for plant growth. I don’t have a picture of that yet, but the light fixture comes with moon lighting as well. It looks pretty cool and when these lights are on with the room lights off, the fish are completely unaware anything else is going on in the room. Most of the fish float in sleep, while the nocturnal fish rummage the bottom for food.

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