Because sometimes thinking hurts…
This website has gone through many revisions since college but always maintained a spirit of fun. This is where I get to speak my mind, as a child would, spilling my thoughts without filtering them. I'm not likely to say anything profound or moving, but hopefully someone gets some entertainment value out of my ramblings.
We have a renter for the old house. It all happened so quickly. Within a week we had a renter and had to clean up the old house in a hurry. Digging through all the old stuff I found some cool things. I dug up my baseball cards and comic books, which are completely worthless.
The furniture is now all moved into the new house, except for a few smaller pieces of furniture. Everything else fits into boxes, and man there are a lot of boxes. We’ve moved Christmas lights, school awards, photo albums, and toys. I have a box full of comic books, boxes of Transformers, and boxes full of Star Wars action figures. We can’t bring ourselves to toss these out.
Then there are the LEGO boxes. There are boxes and boxes of LEGO blocks and sets. I stumbled across this site. This guy makes a living being a LEGO arms dealer. This almost makes me want to break out the LEGO sets and start building all over again. The only problem is that I would be known as the 27 year old guy that lives at home with his parents, has multiple fish tanks, and still play with LEGO. I think I’ll just stick to being the 27 year old guy that lives at home with his parents and has multiple fish tanks and save myself a little dignity.
Cameras are getting smaller and smaller so it only makes sense to turn them into hidden cameras. Sneak one into the sorority house, but make sure you get something that won’t fog up. Those naked pillow fights can get pretty steamy. If you want to catch the audio, this is the device for you. Slip your SIM card into this unit and call your number. Sit back and listen to the squeals of delight from the sexy coeds.
I am in no way condoning the use of these devices for spying on those you love. If you’re spying on someone, you already don’t trust them. Plus it just lets too many skeletons out of the closet. Michelle doesn’t need to know about my operatic performances in the nude when I feed my fish. I don’t need to know about the shrine she built for me in her closet, tucked behind a row of sweaters, but that’s because I already know about it.
Why do people wear ties in the white collar world? It makes no sense and really isn’t a great fashion statement. It’s like tail for your neck. Who would have thought that the Japanese would be the ones to make a tie that has useful purpose. I just don’t know who would want the butt cooler. Isn’t that just going to release odors from the chair? Still, I’d be willing to try it while in the nude.
After keeping cool all day at the office, you may want to melt off some pounds in a sauna. Who can afford one? Everyone! That is a great idea. It’s an over sized garment bag with a hot pot filled with water in it. I wouldn’t be allowed to have one of these, because I am not mature enough to not lock people in this.
How many times have you tried to peel a potato, only to have it slip out of your hands and go sliding across the floor? Then when you grip it tighter, you can’t get around your fingers without scratching and slicing your knuckles. Those days are gone, my friends. We now have Tater Mitts! These are just not recommended for people with jock itch, athletes foot, or chronic nose pickers, although if you’re preparing food in the kitchen, you should probably keep your hands off those places anyway.
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